One of my roomates, we'll call him anferny to protect his identity, announced yesterday after diner that he was going to be taking laxatives today at 2 p.m Pacific Standard Time.  My roommates and I seeing that this was not something that we could just pass up decided to join in.  To top it off we converted a simple day of laxitives into I high stakes competition.  An excercise in restraint if you will.  To cut it short:

       First one to shit buys everyone drinks.

Of course whoever wins is obvioulsy a homosexual with incredible ass grip probably capable of bendings the strongest steels.

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Well this is how it started!!  All four of us started with an equal dosage:


This is what the total looked like:

We all took it at the same time and followed it with a glass of prune juice just to make sure the laxative would begin to work as soon as possible.  (We're college kids, every minute counts!!)



The first results were unexpected.  It was a shit storm.  Mostly water though.  But a lot of splash back!  Look at all those seeds!  Where do they come from.  Its like i've been cultivating shit pellets!!

Ahh Finally the end!!  Nothing put a pile of Nesquik.  Such great men.  So little shit.  Sad.  So sad.

Towads the end those baby wipes sure proved useful.  With all the noise we were making and so little "product"  the baby wipes ensured we didn't get raw asses!    Ah and being that this was an experiment of the colon we decided to tabulate the results in the following table:


So yeah, I lost.  I had to buy a round of drinks but atleast I got to shit.  Boy did it feel good.  Looking at the table you can see that on average we took 6 shits within an 8 hours period.  Some like me took 6 shits within a 5 hour period.  It was excruciating.  But in the end it was all in the name of science, and drink!

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