We all agree that it is impossible to keep track of changes in our behaviour.  Keeping track of the trends of an entire continent then seems just as impossible.  Nevertheless a new behavior model has emerged that is affecting millions of people, albeit they are mostly asian.  What in the world is Alex talking you say.  A mere explanation would be too ineffective to truly help you grasp the implications so i've decided a better approach.  A story.
  Last week the fellas and I decide to go party with some of our heterosexual female friends at their appartment.  At first it seemed like the get together would drag on and end with a fake phonecall and an encuse but as the night unfolded and the whiskey started to make its grand appearance things appeared to only improve.
  As 3 of my roommates and I decide to run a train on one of the women (as always I had last) our other friend, the chinaman, decided to one up us.  I know what your thinking, "The chinaman probably had sex with all the women including the men!".  Thats what any man would think the Chinaman would do in a room full of drunk women.  Wrong!  My friend the chinaman decides to out do us by another means.  By this!!!

Now I don't know about you guys but I couldn't believe my eyes.  Needless to say I was stunned.  As I pulled my pants up and threw away the carrot I decided then and there that it was time to kill Gerald.  I mean come on.  DDR over vagina???  Who woulda thought!!  So there you have it.  Its confirmed!  Asians are predisposed to playing dancing games with womens instead of playing doctor games with them!
  Back to the story.  As I neared my box cutter to Gerald's throat a smile sneaked upon me.  I turns out that he sucks at ddr and the chick, who i'll call "Fatty", kicked his ass and was braging about it.  Unfortunately for her Gerald promplty punched her in the colon and wraped up the night.
  To make a long story short.  Fatty's shit was busted up requiring 14 stiches and some gauze.  She'll never walk staright again.  On a more serious note;  Gerald likes winning.

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