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NYC: Not so fast paced!
Sunday, 04 January 2009
New York City is full of smug bastards.  PERIOD. <-- thats a period too!! Double Period!.

People Not Rushing
Here's my question:

Why on earth do people who live there brag about their lifestyles faced paced lifestyles.  Just the other day I remember watching some news report stating that New Yorkers are more than likely to suffer from stress related illnesses.  Bullshit I say!  New York is no more different than any other city.  If anything people there relax MORE.

Assuming that most people travel to work at least 10 miles on public transportation, this means they "RUSH" about 1/4 mile to the nearest subway station and then sit for about an hour, on average.  Yup.  They just sit there.  Some nap.  Some read the paper.  Some think to themselves, "Boy, I sure am rushing.  This subway is moving a good 15 miles an hour.  So fast.  I can't believe I survive this rush.  I should put on a seat belt because I'm moving so fast.  I'll probably go and brag to all my out of state friends about how I rush all the time."  They then get off the subway and walk to work.

So, you figure, people that commute to work must also commute home.  That gives about 2 hours on the subway.  Writing poetry, dancing to puerto rican music, sucking at doing business, or just sucking in general; that's what people there do.  And Brag of course.  Brag brag brag.

So who really rushes?

Definitely Not Rushing
The people who are always late of course.  But are they rushing because of New York?  Or are they rushing because they are Late?
Either way, being that they ARE in New York, then they can't physically be rushing because as soon as they get on the subway they can shut the hell up and sit down.  Unless they are in there bouncing off the walls, which is also physically impossible, they are full of shit.

2 hours commuting + 8 hours working+ 8 hours sleeping + 3 hours eating = 21 hours.

For 21 hours of the day they are NOT rushing.  So what do they do for the remaining 3 hours? They obviously don't spend them rushing.  Who rushes anywhere after work?  Unless.....

New Conclusion:

New Yorkers are a bunch of pussies!  The reports are true.  They get stressed because they ride a giant dick shaped object around the city at very slow speeds.  Then for 3 hours of the day they masturbate each other and suck at doing business.  Oh, the businesses in New York.  The slowest fucking businesses of America.  If New Yorkers stress out at work it certainly doesn't show in any of their businesses.  If those lines moved any slower I'd start a chair renting service aimed specifically at people waiting in line, not rushing, in New York.

My balls rush more than New Yorkers. 



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1. Written by Vero on Monday, 05 January 2009 16:03
 
 
:sigh  
 
SO TRUE!!! SAD but true. New yorker speaking the truth. Sucks to "RUSH" here. Always trying to beat old ass ladies, cripples, or fucken annoying ass kids to a freaking subway seat!!! Goddamn those rides can be long, up to 1.5 hours to travel 2.5 miles!!!! 
 
Fuck NY's system to get around. Don't even think about taking a taxi, fucken $8 to travel 400 feet. GODDAMN I can run faster than a taxi can take to move in Manhattan!
 
2. Written by Ro Ro on Saturday, 10 January 2009 21:07
 
 
Well Ok I do think that the NYC transit can suck at times, and that we are relaxing when we sit on the subways for 1hr to get to a destination and say we are rushing...But sitting on that subway or buses for an hour to get to our destination does put us in a rush on getting on time to where ever it is we are going. Being on the trains and buses for that long we tend to be running late with all the delays that hold us up on the public transportation. I mean once we get out of the trains that held us up for that 1hr we have to run to get to our final destination on time ...But to call New Yorkers Pussies is not right, living here for 5 yrs I have understand the the true New Yorkers born and raised are really really hard core... I mean come on the women who live here and them having children running up and down the stairs to get to the subways damn thier arms must be so fucking big. Have you actually carried a baby plus the stroller up and down a couple of flights of stairs w/ assholes rushing past you not caring if you may fall down those icy or wet steps w/ a stroller. Plus when the MTA going on strike in dead ass winter and you have to walk to work from 129th all the way to 34th, due to you don't own a car or can catch a cab, because the whole city is in one already. Or the consent bomb threats to Penn station or some other well know bldg. They are not pussies. So I am sorry that you think you are better just because your biggest threat on being late to work are the cows crossing the street. :p
 
3. Written by Ro Ro on Saturday, 10 January 2009 21:19
 
 
Also living in NYC you have to be prepared for anything.....That is why women are always carring those big bag, not only are they fashionable but at a price the bad backs and sore shoulders. Women have to carry the umbrella, the tooth brush you extra pair of shoes, deoderant, women products, an extra top, or sweater, money, ID, mints, keys, makeup, etc... We have to make ourselves look good from morning to night, since its the city that never sleeps. We have to be prepared to jump from one thing to the next, and straight after work w/o traveling home due to the travel times as I have state in my previous comment that it takes up to 1 hr just to get home and another one just to go back downtown to party. So pussies we are not.
 

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