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Sunday, 04 January 2009 |
New York City is full of smug bastards. PERIOD. <-- thats a period too!! Double Period!.
Here's my question:
Why on earth do people who live there brag about their lifestyles faced paced lifestyles. Just the other day I remember watching some news report stating that New Yorkers are more than likely to suffer from stress related illnesses. Bullshit I say! New York is no more different than any other city. If anything people there relax MORE.
Assuming that most people travel to work at least 10 miles on public transportation, this means they "RUSH" about 1/4 mile to the nearest subway station and then sit for about an hour, on average. Yup. They just sit there. Some nap. Some read the paper. Some think to themselves, "Boy, I sure am rushing. This subway is moving a good 15 miles an hour. So fast. I can't believe I survive this rush. I should put on a seat belt because I'm moving so fast. I'll probably go and brag to all my out of state friends about how I rush all the time." They then get off the subway and walk to work.
So, you figure, people that commute to work must also commute home. That gives about 2 hours on the subway. Writing poetry, dancing to puerto rican music, sucking at doing business, or just sucking in general; that's what people there do. And Brag of course. Brag brag brag.
So who really rushes?
The people who are always late of course. But are they rushing because of New York? Or are they rushing because they are Late?
Either way, being that they ARE in New York, then they can't physically be rushing because as soon as they get on the subway they can shut the hell up and sit down. Unless they are in there bouncing off the walls, which is also physically impossible, they are full of shit.
2 hours commuting + 8 hours working+ 8 hours sleeping + 3 hours eating = 21 hours.
For 21 hours of the day they are NOT rushing. So what do they do for the remaining 3 hours? They obviously don't spend them rushing. Who rushes anywhere after work? Unless.....
New Conclusion:
New Yorkers are a bunch of pussies! The reports are true. They get stressed because they ride a giant dick shaped object around the city at very slow speeds. Then for 3 hours of the day they masturbate each other and suck at doing business. Oh, the businesses in New York. The slowest fucking businesses of America. If New Yorkers stress out at work it certainly doesn't show in any of their businesses. If those lines moved any slower I'd start a chair renting service aimed specifically at people waiting in line, not rushing, in New York.
My balls rush more than New Yorkers.
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