Yesterday, while I was enjoying myself on the shitter I read in some magazine about a park ranger in India who goes around shooting and killing rhino poachers. It turns out that rhino horns sell for around 10k-20k, according to the article.   It's the same dude from this video:

Or at least he's the boss.  Since he can apparently still shoot a rifle it's safe to say he's NOT the guy that got fucked up.   So I started thinking-  Here’s a guy who hunts people.  Legally!  How does he get away with it?  It turns out on his national preserve you can shoot poachers for killing rhino's...

And that’s when I realized that a benefit of owning a big plot of land here in the US of A might be that you could possibly get away with murder.  I mean think about it.  You own, say, 100 acres or something crazy like that. Well one day some assnut crosses decides to loot your hooch and you lay him out.

I wonder what the legality of such a thing would be.  You might even lay him out on your front porch to show the neighbors you mean business.  Of course you'd tell the local authorities you only put him on the porch to prevent the vultures from getting him.

As a matter of fact, fuck it, put some rhinos on that bitch.

This guy in India has it good.  He’s a killer.  A true hunter of men.  I heard he cuts the heads off and hangs them on the walls in his smoking room like trophies.

I hear he eats them too.  Then poops them out. Thick as fucking PLANK!

But seriously, I wonder if you could shoot people for trespassing.  I remember Joe Horn fucked up a couple guys for breaking into his neighbors house.  The guys were getting away, he called the cops got his shotgun, and blasted them on his neighbors front lawn before they could escape.   Mr. Horn didn't even stand trial.  What a guy.  Imagine if they were in YOUR property!

I wonder if the same kinda situation would play out in California as well.  You guys think I'd get away with shooting some dude if they were leaving the neighbors house with his TV?

Comments (4)

	1. Written by George on Sunday, 07 September 2008 20:39
	What happened to the guy on the elephant? In the Video at 0:35 that lion has his mouth wide open. Did the park ranger die? Report

	2. Written by vtec1000 on Tuesday, 09 September 2008 06:25
	California is a giant pussy state. There is no way you'd get away with shooting someone for breaking into your home.     IIRC, a burglar fell into someone's house while walking around their roof. The burglar was injured but the home owner was sued.    California is ass backwards. Report

	3. Written by harlemShake on Tuesday, 09 September 2008 23:04
	What do you mean? The guy is DEAD! Report

	4. Written by John Mccain on Sunday, 12 October 2008 11:18
	speaking of pussy!!    I'd hit it!    Report

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