|
Monday, 24 November 2008 |
What's up with all these idiots thinking you can get herpes from playing beer pong!! Here are a few facts:
- Viruses don't survive well outside the body at all. They need warm, moist, and dark places to survive, like your pee hole or a lunch box.
Even if beer was "warm", room temperature is still a lot less than the 98.6 degrees your internals run on. So, unless you play beer pong in the fucking Congo shut the hell up. If you want to be all gay about it, just pour the beer in your mouth you pussy! If you're so worried go play Chinese checkers faggot!
The Real Cause:
The days of women not sucking dick are changing. The problem is that women are going into dick sucking frenzies and not checking their partners for the HERP. They just gobble that shit up like a hot dog eating contest. So inevitably they get the HERP on their lips.
Well, when they meet friends, parents, and loved ones, they can't say, "Oh, well, I sucked on 10 dicks last night, and caught the herpolaids on my face". Who'd say that! So instead, one genius said, "I caught it from beer pong!" AND STARTED A REVOLUTION. A perfect excuse. Now whenever a woman (or man I suppose) gets herpes they can just blame it on beer pong. It's a classic runaway process.
Women suck more dick=more women get herpes=more BPH excuses=no negative judgement=herpes women suck more dick=more herpes infected dicks
Therefore, because women are sucking more dicks, more herpes is going to get spread, which is leading to this big ass Beer Pong Herpes excuse phenomena, which is of course bullshit. My professional medical advice to women is not to stop sucking dick but to stop sucking herpes dicks. But if you must, at least put a plastic bag over it.
|
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
Home | News | Reviews | The Web Links | Contact Us | Administrator |