Schools out! What better way to start the summer than by getting wasted!

After a night at crowded bars and massive lines we decided to get a keg. At 1 a.m. Greatness follows.

What started as a simple game of Beruit (beer pong) quickly escalated into sheer genius.
It dawned on everyone that we were not getting drunk fast enough. Big problem because as we all know: time IS money. In what seemed divine intervention Eric says "lets just fucking drink the beer". And with that a new game was invented. A game we have aptly named "Al-Zarqawi" after a very dead arab.


The rules are simple. Two teams of three men each fill up 21 cups with beer and form them into a triangle (6 cups on a side). Each teams goal is to drink all the beer as fast as possible but only one cup can be drunk at a time. So if your team drinks all their beer. YOU WIN!! And refill them!! Because the game isn't over until everyone pukes!! GENIUS!!!!

Everone on your team pukes. YOU WIN!!!!Everyone is a winner!!!

BUT !! No beer must be puked in vain! Each individual pukes into a suitable collection device like a bag or your roommates face. Afterward all beer is weighed and if yours weighs the most...yup...YOU WIN!!!!

WINNER!!

WINNER!!!

WINNER!!! FIRE!!! SUNLIGHT!!!

Winner!!!

WINNER!!!!!

NOT DEAD!!! WINNERRR!!!

Of course the night ...err...day ended with the roommates going to a bar at 6:30 a.m. and me being woken up by a "Dude, your outside". How could there be more winners!! Easy !! Drunk dialing half the contintental United States and parts of Puerto Rico expressing love...how else!! EVERYONE's a winner!!
 

Comments (1)

	1. Written by GOD aka Hugo on Sunday, 06 August 2006 23:30
	GENIOUS! man, I wrote a long funny story, but this stupid laptop im on lost connection and Im not typing that shit again. Anyways, long story short : This game is genious. http://HDz3.COM Report

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