In todays world we take many things for granted: Potable water, free popcorn refills, and not getting bitches pregnant. The first thing many of us do when its time for sex, other than stroke ourselves in the bathroom to make it look big, is purchase condoms. Some of you rookies will go around hoping to get lucky and forget to get condoms. Next thing you know you're running around town looking in gas stations, back seats, and behind dumpsters to see if in the very least you can find a used rubber to put on your mini-knobs.

Well for us pro's who know we're getting laid, condom shopping is taken very seriously. So seriously that every now and then we actually sacrifice a little comfort for anti-pregnancy potential. This is precisely why I decided to try out Trojan's ENZ Spermicidal Condoms,

or as I like to call them: Rubber Cock Blocks. These condoms are horrible. Never in the history of man has a condom made a vagina feel like a combination of used tire and wet rain boot covered in fresh baking soda, until now! Trojan, you guys finally made a condom so sinister that I've considered wrapping my dick in tin foil and applying lemon juice instead of using your useless pieces of shit. The reason they have such a great track record is because as soon as you put one on your guaranteed to sleep on the living room couch with your dog and possibly the drunk guy who thinks you're into Nascar.

Pros: You can stick your dick in them.
Cons: That's about all you'll be getting into. AND-Rubber boot dick.

Final Verdict: Pieces of shit

Comments (3)

	1. Written by buckle on Wednesday, 06 August 2008 10:30
	agreed Report

	2. Written by ShadowGT on Thursday, 07 August 2008 00:02
	LOL, good PSA Report

	3. Written by crazymonkey on Friday, 08 August 2008 23:00
	does this mean the vaj bubbles? how do we know if its a viral shit or baking soda?!?! Report

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